NoPhone

The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant
hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world.

In other words, it's THE WORST PHONE EVER MADE.

After raising $18,316 on kickstarter,
we pitched our plastic rectangle on Shark TANk.

THEN WE PUT OUR PLASTIC RECTANGLE ON AMAZON PRIME.

CONFUSED SEVERAL NEWS REPORTERS…